Astrology’s star is rising, yet we still have many detractors. We all encounter doubters. Some are just ignorant. Some actually attack. How can we respond? Often it is inappropriate to offer a lecture. Getting angry never works. What we need are quick responses: zingers aimed at informing people and making them think rather than hurting anyone. Our Holy Grail is a laugh that also enlightens. Over the years, Steven has come up with a few of them . . .